Written for: Twittering Tales #100 – 4 September 2018
…he was bald by then. He died wearing his knitted cap.
His hat collection totaled 100. None had ever been worn.
At his viewing, he’ll wear a bowler hat with matching black suspenders.
A color scheme will be used to decorate the room with the remaining 99 hats.
Honoring his wishes you are asked to wear a hat to his funeral.
Suspenders are optional.
The first person to arrive wins the hat collection.
Please wait until service is finished before claiming the bowler hat.